20 Cutest Kittens Of The Week: The Tiniest Fluffiest Criminals (September 3, 2022)

Mariel Ruvinsky • Writer and Editor

Sep 3, 2022 10:00 AM EDT

Everyone, take a deep breath please. This listicle is about to be a difficult one to get through. You must not let the title fool you, okay? Yes, this listicle is full of teeny weeny kittens, and yes, they are incredibly cute, but no, although they seem innocent, they are not. The kittens in this listicle are criminal. They are masterminds, they are manipulators, they know exactly what they want, and they are not afraid to use it. And we are in love with them.

That's why, every single week, we showcase the smallest kittens - i.e. the biggest criminals. We must forewarn you that if you manage to get through this whole list, by the end of it, you will feel an unbidden desire to gently pet a very small cat, and it is possible that, an hour after viewing this, you will suddenly appear in a shelter, looking to adopt a kitten. Continue at your own risk, freinds.

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01
"Found this outside and alone one during a lightning storm."

via u/SpiralizedCabbage

Look at the ferocity of this youngster. You can see it in this kitten's eyes, in this kitten's stance, in the sharpness of its tiny tail. This kitten is ready to take on this whole lightning storm on its own, and we would put money on the kitten winning. This is a force to be reckoned with, and we're so in love.
02
"Frankie is still small enough to fit in my pocket!"

via u/joeyfromthemoon

Wow, now this kitten has just taken its crimes waaay too far. Already, at such a young age this kitten has managed to convince its human to be a vehicle. And this human - goodness help them - already thinks that it was their idea. Smh, they don't even suspect the kitten. Incredible.
03
"highway smol. alls alone"

via u/Ok-Ant2133
04
"Foster kitten likes to sleep in my hand. I have no objections."

via u/owlsome7
05
"found smol kitty after a storm"

via u/doritas14
06
"His mama came and dropped him off on my chest so she could take a nap. Meet Salami he’s almost a week old!"

via u/AngelToxic69
07
"Found this little guy in the road on my way home from work yesterday - took him to the vet as he comes in at a whole 1.1 lbs!"

via u/RAH2458
08
"The band of criminals my foster smuggled into my house like a Trojan horse"

via u/livvy_granger
09
"No. I will not stop uploading kitten photos. One of y’all is going to adopt one."

via u/SunnySideNut
10
"Be small, do chaos."

via u/totallyfreakinggay
11
"A cat bouquet"

via u/HalCrist
12
"this mustachioed villain hiding under my porch"

via u/TactlessPuddle8
13
"My smol gang looking cute. Some purrito pics of them and snuggles in cat bed. They decided to plot an escape and almost succeeded. They were reprimanded and sent back."

via u/LiviD43
14
"Honeysuckle is the name, loafing is the game"

via u/babysuckle
15
"Mom got a new baby. Straight to jail!"

via u/HereForTheCatSubs
16
"Illegally smol criminal stopping and smelling the flowers"

via u/Kitesurfer-chick
17
"Abra and Cadabra have been detained in warm-towel jail for possession of stinky butts"

via u/peperoni_dog_farts
18
"baby franklin was taken into custody from a busy parking lot, i’m thankful the universe brought us together"

via u/lyddie_
19
"Biggie Smols loves the fridge"

via u/LavishnessGeneral
20
"If it fits, it sits"

via u/ItsACellarDoor

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